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I bought you a Melania Trump NFT. Merry Christmas.

24/12/2021

Every so often, I write articles for David Farrier’s Webworm. This was my first one. The title tells the whole story. This was originally published on 24 December 2021.

Here is an excerpt:

A screenshot of a Melania Trump NFT
Sad news: I no longer have access to the wallet.

Of course, hawking a grift through an official presidential channel is somewhat illegal and the statement has disappeared from his website. But not before I saw it and headed directly to Melania Trump dot com to stock up on the best NFTs. I’m hearing great things about Melania’s NFTs. They’re the greatest.

David has written about NFTs a couple of times here on Webworm: once about the time a New Zealand artist he liked made $22,000 from selling them, and once calmly explaining why they will kill us.

Based off this exhaustive research and deep understanding of Non Fungible Tokens, I felt confident — in only the way a comfortably middle class white man can — to take the plunge into investing in what will no doubt be the thing that funds all of our retirements: Melania NFTs.

You can read the whole story here on Webworm.

Artist's impression of a Melania Trump NFT

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