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What I write at No Typewriters / No Talking

Wherein JJW shares some writing he did at a No Typewriters / No Talking session.

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SHYPTO: Crypto for community and climate

Your chance to get in on the seafloor.

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Spoilers: AI is not democratising democracy.

Can AI democratise democracy?

Wherein JJW talks to a Political Scientist about ‘democratisation’.

04/12/2024 Read More
A digital collage of things from the story inclduing lolly cake, gandalf on an eagle, All Blacks, Kiwifruit, a NZ $100 note, a sheep, the characters from Boy and a cartoon of Richard Seddon.

JJW explains Aotearoa – part 1

Wherein JJW starts explaining things about New Zealand for you.

03/11/2025 Read More
A digital collage of JJW at the Astor and Lord of the Rings related stuff.

JJW goes to a Lord of the Rings extended version marathon

Wherein JJW sits through all +11 hours of the Lord of the Rings Extended Editions back-to-back-to-back

23/03/2024 Read More
Royal Blue Comic Sans

Royal blue comic sans

Wherein JJW relates a story about an old job he once had.

24/11/2024 Read More

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