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Important non-grifts

Spoilers: AI is not democratising democracy.

Can AI democratise democracy?

Wherein JJW talks to a Political Scientist about ‘democratisation’.

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Wowser

Wherein JJW helps out a pal by musing about his relationship with alcohol (estranged) and drinking culture in New Zealand…

04/07/2024 Read More
The banner and header of the reptilian-shapeshifters Facebook page.

Techbros are Trying to Rewire Our Brains to Believe in Reptilian-Shapeshifters

Wherein JJW confesses to doing a bad thing and what he has learned from it.

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Personal space is so important.

Playing personal space invaders

Wherein JJW talks to a neuroscientist about personal space and why people suck at respecting it.

07/08/2024 Read More
Shypto

SHYPTO: Crypto for community and climate

Your chance to get in on the seafloor.

06/11/2022 Read More
JJW being unhinged in Australia.

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Wherein JJW reflects on becoming an Australian citizen, identity, and the bleak state of New Zealand.

28/06/2024 Read More

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